Work and Recreation
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There is nothing so easy but that it becomes difficult when you do it reluctantly.
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
Give a man a fish and he'll ask for a lemon. Teach a man to fish and he'll leave work early on Friday.
You may only have two of the three choices: (1) Enjoy your job. (2)Work within the law. (3)Make lots of money.
Work is accomplished by those employees who have not reached their level of incompetence.
There are two kinds of people: those who work and those who take the credit. It's better to belong to the first group because there is less competition.
Theft from a single author is plagiarism. Theft from two is comparative study. Theft from three or more is research.
Westheimer's Discovery: A couple of months in the laboratory can frequently save a couple of hours in the library.
Please excuse the length of this letter; I do not have time to be brief.
One good reason why computers can do more work than people is that they never have to stop and answer the phone.
Ogden's Law: The sooner you fall behind, the more time you have to catch up.
The amount of work to be done increases in proportion to the amount of work already completed.