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I have sworn upon the altar of God eternal hostility against every form of tyranny over the mind of man.
It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues.
An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less until he knows absolutely everything about nothing.
A diet is when you watch what you eat and wish you could eat what you watch.
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
An aphorism is not an aphorism unless you know what it means.
If you want a high performance woman, I can go from zero to bitch in less than 2.1 seconds.
An honest politician is one who, when he is bought, will stay bought.
Don't worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good, you'll have to ram them down people's throats.
The reward of a thing well done is to have done it.
Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it.