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These are not books, lumps of lifeless paper, but minds alive on the shelves.
To accomplish great things, you must not only act but also dream, not only dream but also believe.
Man is able to do what he is unable to imagine. His head trails a wake through the galaxy of the absurd.
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
The Lord gave us farmers two strong hands so we could grab as much as we could with both of them.
In nature, there are neither rewards nor punishments -- there are consequences.
The reward of a thing well done is to have done it.
Hell, there are no rules here -- we're trying to accomplish something.
It costs to be stupid. The stupider you are, the more it costs.
A woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke.
Disorder increases with time because we measure time in the direction in which disorder increases.
Education is a better safeguard of liberty than a standing army.
When skunks duel, wind direction is everything.
I think it would be a good idea.
I call Christianity the one great curse, the one great intrinsic depravity, the one great instinct for revenge for which no expedient is sufficiently poisonous, secret, subterranean, petty -- I call it the one mortal blemish of mankind.