Life and Death
196 aphorisms · 11 comments
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tiny.ag/hl6bwuua · ★★☆☆ Fair (426 ratings) · submitted 1997
The chief danger in life is that you may take too may precautions.
tiny.ag/qbcohtn1 · ★★☆☆ Fair (283 ratings) · submitted 1997
We all have to die some day, if we live long enough.
Dave Farber, Icon Programming Language Home Page, in Life and Death
tiny.ag/mfa7pfik · ★★☆☆ Fair (323 ratings) · submitted 1998 by Dave Supulski
You are only young once... but you can be immature your whole life.
tiny.ag/8kw5laiw · ★★☆☆ Fair (294 ratings) · submitted 1997
You draw nothing out of the bank of life except what you deposit in it.
tiny.ag/jmnes1bp · ★★☆☆ Fair (291 ratings) · submitted 1997
The older a man gets, the farther he had to walk to school as a boy.
tiny.ag/zpdgt5p3 · ★★☆☆ Fair (262 ratings) · submitted 1997
The secret to life is that there is no secret.
tiny.ag/uxknfqoq · ★★☆☆ Fair (358 ratings) · submitted 1997
Try to get all of your posthumous medals in advance.
Unknown, in Life and Death and Success and Failure
tiny.ag/wobuqdw1 · ★★☆☆ Fair (399 ratings) · submitted 1997
When you were born, you cried and the world rejoiced. Live your life so that when you die, the world cries and you rejoice.
Unknown, (Indian proverb), in Life and Death and Vice and Virtue
tiny.ag/yqwcpnfd · ★★☆☆ Fair (402 ratings) · submitted 1997
To live a perfect life, you must ask nothing, give nothing, and expect nothing.
tiny.ag/sbtlzeuy · ★★☆☆ Fair (265 ratings) · submitted 1997
Life is like a raffle -- you must be present to win.
tiny.ag/jmkw4qmh · ★★☆☆ Fair (251 ratings) · submitted 1997
Life is a fatal, sexually transmitted disease.
tiny.ag/ckyj1g65 · ★★☆☆ Fair (321 ratings) · submitted 1997
Life's a bitch, and then she has puppies.
Unknown, in Life and Death and Success and Failure
tiny.ag/nzh7mkgj · ★★☆☆ Fair (239 ratings) · submitted 1997
Living on Earth may be expensive, but it includes an annual free trip around the Sun.
tiny.ag/hni90jff · ★★☆☆ Fair (259 ratings) · submitted 1997
Not everyone born in a stable thinks himself a horse.
tiny.ag/26yeyslg · ★★☆☆ Fair (257 ratings) · submitted 1997
The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.
tiny.ag/ngzfgtnp · ★★☆☆ Fair (226 ratings) · submitted 1997
Man did not weave the web of life, he is merely a strand in it. Whatever he does to the web, he does to himself.
tiny.ag/mefigsvw · ★★☆☆ Fair (218 ratings) · submitted 1997
Living your life is a task so difficult, it has never been attempted before.
tiny.ag/gcj36kvs · ★★☆☆ Fair (219 ratings) · submitted 1999 by pam brees
Every time a baby is born, so is a grandmother.
tiny.ag/ncueqfib · ★★☆☆ Fair (114 ratings) · submitted 1997
Eat a live toad in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you for the rest of the day.
tiny.ag/tpxrfoyh · ★★☆☆ Fair (131 ratings) · submitted 1997
Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.
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