Life and Death
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If death did not exist today it would be necessary to invent it.
Happiness in the present is only shattered by comparison with the past.
There are no passengers on Spaceship Earth. Everybody's crew.
Figure it out. Work a lifetime to pay off a house. You finally own it and there's no one to live in it.
"How long does getting thin take?" Pooh asked anxiously.
Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else.
Children aren't happy without something to ignore, and that's what parents were created for.
The difficulty in life is the choice.
Death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down. The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you.
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve immortality by living forever.