Life and Death
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We all have to die some day, if we live long enough.
You are only young once... but you can be immature your whole life.
Try to get all of your posthumous medals in advance.
When you were born, you cried and the world rejoiced. Live your life so that when you die, the world cries and you rejoice.
To live a perfect life, you must ask nothing, give nothing, and expect nothing.
Living on Earth may be expensive, but it includes an annual free trip around the Sun.
Man did not weave the web of life, he is merely a strand in it. Whatever he does to the web, he does to himself.
Living your life is a task so difficult, it has never been attempted before.
Eat a live toad in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you for the rest of the day.