Aphorism of the Day
This is an archive of every Aphorim of the Day since 2012.
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The scriptures teach us the best way of living, the noblest ways of suffering, and the most comfortable ways of dying.
The only thing that saves us from the bureaucracy is its inefficiency.
The only thing that men and women have in common, is that they both prefer the company of men.
Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past.
Reach for the moon and if you miss at least you will land among the stars.
A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while he gets to know something.