Aphorisms Attributed to This Aphorist
A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works.
A reactionary is a man whose political opinions always manage to keep up with yesterday.
A political machine is a united minority working against a divided majority.
A political campaign starts when a politician stops working and goes about making speeches about all the work he intends to do.
A person who has both feet planted firmly in the air can be safely called a liberal.
A man with a watch knows what time it is. A man with two watches is never sure.
A life spent making mistakes is not only most honorable but more useful than a life spent doing nothing.