Aphorisms Attributed to This Aphorist
It's better to keep your mouth shut and give the impression that you're stupid than to open it and remove all doubt.
Decay is inherent in all compounded things. Strive on with diligence.
When they broke open molecules, they found they were filled with atoms. But when they broke open atoms, they found they were filled with explosions.
When the government fears the people, we have liberty. When the people fear the government, we have tyranny.
When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other.
When an ordinary man attains knowledge, he is a sage; when a sage attains knowledge, he is an ordinary man.
When a man's wife learns to understand him, she usually stops listening to him.
Westheimer's Discovery: A couple of months in the laboratory can frequently save a couple of hours in the library.
Under the most rigorously controlled conditions of pressure, temperature, volume, humidity, and other variables, the organism will do as it damn well pleases.
Voters are people who have the God-given right to decide who will waste their money for them.