Love and Hate
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True friendship is like sound health -- the value of it is seldom known until it is lost.
Happiness: An agreeable sensation arising from contemplating the misery of another.
Hatred: A sentiment appropriate to the occasion of another's superiority.
Incompatibility: In matrimony a similarity of tastes, particularly the taste for domination.
Love: A temporary insanity cureable either by marriage or by removal of the influences under which he incurred the disorder. It is sometimes fatal, but more frequently to the physician than the patient.
If you love someone, tell them. They won't be the only one glad that you did.
Flirting is the gentle art of making a man feel pleased with himself.
A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties.
The heart has its reasons that reason knows nothing of.
All the passions make us commit faults; love makes us commit the most ridiculous ones.
A bachelor is a selfish, undeserving guy who has cheated some woman out of a divorce.
For one human being to love another: that is perhaps the most difficult of our tasks; the ultimate, the last test and proof, the work for which all other work is but preparation.