Love and Hate
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Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet.
Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished.
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
It is the ordinary women that know something about love. The gorgeous ones are too busy being gorgeous.
Love is like a fruit. It may look good, but you shouldn't bite in it until it's ripe.
Why would I make one woman so miserable when I can make so many women very happy?
Sex without love is an empty gesture. But as empty gestures go, it is one of the best.
It is best to love wisely, no doubt; but to love foolishly is better than not to be able to love at all.