Aphorisms Attributed to This Aphorist
To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and whatever you hit, call it the target.
Today's children are required to learn what most people in former times were forbidden to know.
Try to relax and enjoy the crisis.
According to the latest official figures, 43% of all statistics are totally worthless.
All I want is a warm bed and a kind word and unlimited power.
I don't have any solution but I certainly admire the problem.
I either want less corruption, or more chance to participate in it.
In order to keep an open mind, I am trying to avoid learning anything.
Inform all the troops that communications have completely broken down.
My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.
My sources are unreliable, but their information is fascinating.