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When skunks duel, wind direction is everything.
The end of the human race will be that it will eventually die of civilization.
Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.
Never try to out-stubborn a cat.
In order to preserve your self-respect, it is sometimes necessary to lie and cheat.
I do not know myself and God forbid that I should.
An expert is someone who is one page ahead of you in the manual.
A woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke.
The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter.
I've never met a healthy person who worried much about his health or a good person who worried much about his soul.
It was involuntary. They sank my boat.
Imagination, not invention, is the supreme master of art as of life.
I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.