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These are not books, lumps of lifeless paper, but minds alive on the shelves.
The Lord gave us farmers two strong hands so we could grab as much as we could with both of them.
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
To accomplish great things, you must not only act but also dream, not only dream but also believe.
In nature, there are neither rewards nor punishments -- there are consequences.
I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.
Hell, there are no rules here -- we're trying to accomplish something.
The reward of a thing well done is to have done it.
A woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke.
Disorder increases with time because we measure time in the direction in which disorder increases.
Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance.
Education is a better safeguard of liberty than a standing army.
I call Christianity the one great curse, the one great intrinsic depravity, the one great instinct for revenge for which no expedient is sufficiently poisonous, secret, subterranean, petty -- I call it the one mortal blemish of mankind.
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