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Man is able to do what he is unable to imagine. His head trails a wake through the galaxy of the absurd.
I have learned to use the word "impossible" with the greatest caution.
Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom do the dishes.
Therefore do not be anxious about tomorrow, for tomorrow will be anxious for itself. Sufficient unto the day is its own troubles.
Genius is one per cent inspiration and ninety-nine per cent perspiration.
The Puritans hated bear-baiting, not because it gave pain to the bear, but because it gave pleasure to the spectators.
It is the province of knowledge to speak, and it is the privilege of wisdom to listen.
The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face.
An expert is someone who is one page ahead of you in the manual.
Less than fifteen percent of the people do any original thinking on any subject... The greatest torture in the world for most people is to think.
It was involuntary. They sank my boat.
We would often be sorry if our wishes were gratified.
Money may be the husk of many things, but not the kernel. It buys you food, but not appetite; medicine, but not health; acquaintances, but not friends; servants, but not loyalty; days of joy, but not peace or happiness.