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Whatever is not nailed down is mine. What I can pry loose is not nailed down.
It is people who live by the rules that are always hoping to get them changed.
We have had an Imperial lesson; it may make us an Empire yet!
Egotism is the anesthetic given by a kindly nature to relieve the pain of being a damned fool.
You can get more of what you want with a kind word and a gun than you can with just a kind word.
The more we are filled with thoughts of lust the less we find true romantic love.
I do not want my house to be walled in on all sides and my windows to be stuffed. I want the cultures of all the lands to be blown about my house as freely as possible. But I refuse to be blown off my feet by any.
Silence is argument carried out by other means.
Egoist: A person of low taste, more interested in themselves than in me.
If I don't know I don't know, I think I know. If I don't know I know, I think I don't know.
Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler.
Wisdom and beauty form a very rare combination
The opposite of a profound truth may well be another profound truth.
When angry, count to ten before you speak; when very angry, a hundred.
An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less until he knows absolutely everything about nothing.