Love and Hate
114 aphorisms · 13 comments
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81–100 (114)
tiny.ag/h2globzq · ★★☆☆ Fair (84 ratings) · submitted 1997
My husband gave me a permanent wave, and now he's gone.
tiny.ag/bggvrf05 · ★★☆☆ Fair (180 ratings) · submitted 1997
If you love something, turn it loose. If it doesn't come back, kill it!
tiny.ag/hafgido3 · ★★☆☆ Fair (136 ratings) · submitted 1997
Love is a given, hatred is aquired.
tiny.ag/re0zqqyo · ★★☆☆ Fair (121 ratings) · submitted 1997
Love is seeing without eyes, hearing without ears; hatred is nothing.
tiny.ag/p9dighnt · ★★☆☆ Fair (104 ratings) · submitted 1997
Money is good, love is wealth.
tiny.ag/e9i2oof8 · ★★☆☆ Fair (110 ratings) · submitted 1997
No one can drive us crazy unless we give them the keys.
tiny.ag/ujvv0yxq · ★★☆☆ Fair (324 ratings) · submitted 1997
The more we are filled with thoughts of lust the less we find true romantic love.
tiny.ag/lrxegzwj · ★★☆☆ Fair (112 ratings) · submitted 1997
If a child lives with approval, he learns to like himself.
tiny.ag/7m6iy0cd · ★★☆☆ Fair (164 ratings) · submitted 1997
When love turns into dust, money becomes the substitution.
tiny.ag/pry4dane · ★★☆☆ Fair (246 ratings) · submitted 1997
I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that!
tiny.ag/trqc76bd · ★★☆☆ Fair (108 ratings) · submitted 1997
Remember, the greatest gift is not found in a store nor under a tree, but in the hearts of true friends.
tiny.ag/oojczsgc · ★★☆☆ Fair (153 ratings) · submitted 1997
Talk not of wasted affection; affection never was wasted.
tiny.ag/41gyx5is · ★★☆☆ Fair (91 ratings) · submitted 1997
Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you've got.
tiny.ag/cpeiyvlx · ★★☆☆ Fair (128 ratings) · submitted 1997
I'm a great housekeeper. I get divorced. I keep the house.
tiny.ag/ji1h0t57 · ★★☆☆ Fair (119 ratings) · submitted 1997
Absence makes the heart grow fonder.
tiny.ag/ua3yjc0t · ★★☆☆ Fair (1121 ratings) · submitted 1999
It is the ordinary women that know something about love. The gorgeous ones are too busy being gorgeous.
tiny.ag/9vuuezdd · ★★☆☆ Fair (293 ratings) · submitted 1997
Love and a cough cannot be hidden.
tiny.ag/9qdtckr1 · ★★☆☆ Fair (60 ratings) · submitted 1997
Love is like a fruit. It may look good, but you shouldn't bite in it until it's ripe.
tiny.ag/e7vc1gep · ★★☆☆ Fair (78 ratings) · submitted 1997
Wedding is destiny, and hanging likewise.
tiny.ag/vlhxjtfa · ★★☆☆ Fair (456 ratings) · submitted 1999 by Andy Dart
Why would I make one woman so miserable when I can make so many women very happy?
Benny Hill, (when asked why he never married), in Love and Hate
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