Men and Women
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Men like to pursue an elusive woman like a cake of wet soap -- even men who hate baths.
A bachelor is a selfish, undeserving guy who has cheated some woman out of a divorce.
If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
A woman may very well form a friendship with a man, but for this to endure, it must be assisted by a little physical antipathy.
Bachelors know more about women than married men do. If they didn't, they'd be married too.
If you want a high performance woman, I can go from zero to bitch in less than 2.1 seconds.
Being kissed by a man who didn't wax his moustache was like eating an egg without salt.
A woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke.
Large increases in cost with questionable increases in performance can be tolerated only in race horses and women.
My notion of a wife at forty is that a man should be able to change her, like a bank note, for two twenties.
A man is as good as he has to be, and a woman is as bad as she dares.
While farmers generally allow one rooster for ten hens, ten men are scarcely sufficient to service one woman.
When a man's wife learns to understand him, she usually stops listening to him.
Women first want to find out what is in your wallet, and second what is in your pants.
Men who cherish for women the highest respect are seldom popular with them.