Men and Women
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A woman may very well form a friendship with a man, but for this to endure, it must be assisted by a little physical antipathy.
Bachelors know more about women than married men do. If they didn't, they'd be married too.
It is the ordinary women that know something about love. The gorgeous ones are too busy being gorgeous.
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never her age.
The great question -- which I have not been able to answer -- is, "What does a woman want?"
There's a difference between beauty and charm. A beautiful woman is one I notice. A charming woman is one who notices me.
A beautiful woman is the hell of the soul, the purgatory of the purse, and the paradise of the eyes.
If you want a high performance woman, I can go from zero to bitch in less than 2.1 seconds.
A woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke.
Being kissed by a man who didn't wax his moustache was like eating an egg without salt.
Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
Large increases in cost with questionable increases in performance can be tolerated only in race horses and women.