Altruism and Cynicism
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The danger today is not so much that machines will learn to think and feel but that men will cease to do so.
Never give a sucker an even break and never smarten up a chump.
Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen.
Man usually avoids attributing cleverness to somebody else -- unless it is an enemy.
He who hesitates is probably smart... or maybe stapled to the floor.
In the country of the blind, the one-eyed man is king... and the one-eyed man with the high heels and the feather boa is queen.
Life is a tragedy for those who feel, and a comedy for those who think, and a docudrama with ugly actors for those who film docudramas.
The only absolute knowledge worth attaining is that your life is meaningless. -- My life? Well now, that's another story...
You are cautious in showing your true self to others. Have you thought about plastic surgery?