Aphorisms Attributed to This Aphorist
A committee is a thing which takes a week to do what one good man can do in an hour.
A friend is someone who knows all about you and and still likes you.
A man is as good as he has to be, and a woman is as bad as she dares.
If a feller says, "It's not the money, it's the principle of the thing," it's the money.
If you suffer, thank God! It is a sure sign that you are alive.
People who never do any more than they get paid for never get paid for any more than they do.
The church saves sinners, but science seeks to stop their manufacture.