Aphorisms Attributed to This Aphorist
You can lead a boy to college, but you cannot make him think.
A committee is a thing which takes a week to do what one good man can do in an hour.
A friend is someone who knows all about you and and still likes you.
A man is as good as he has to be, and a woman is as bad as she dares.
If a feller says, "It's not the money, it's the principle of the thing," it's the money.
If you suffer, thank God! It is a sure sign that you are alive.
People who never do any more than they get paid for never get paid for any more than they do.